Geek and Love: Haunted by you

Haunted by you

By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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almostkilledme 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:24

You should have told her that you would take sex as payment.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:30

Hmm, sounds like how 95% of pornos start.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:49

Yep...Work it right & you'll be back in there, up to the nutz!!

jimmyarmes 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:52

Only means she wants back with. An ice breaker of sorts.

ilovenutella10 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:19

Watch man you'll go and wind up panting on the floor... Naked ;)) have fun ;)

life2007 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:43

This sounds like the nerd I use to bone.

sparto 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 3:39

Fix then put her on her kneed

cheeeeeeers 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:44

bennnnn???!!! is that you ?

xzenofx 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:52

Hey do it for some sex and bjs

san3 4

Friday 23 September 2011 21:19

dude just go fix it and **** her. you fag.

steck_it 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:54

I didn't see what the problem was.

cartedor 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:52

Is she using wild sex in bed as currency?

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