Gordon says you SUCK

By James - 01/04/2020 17:00

Today, my sister was so bored during the lockdown that she let me attempt to cook an omelette without turning the stove on, just so she had something amusing to watch. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 1 April 2020 17:27

Umm how could you not tell the burner wasn't on 🤦‍♂️🙄

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You let her let you make a fool of yourself?

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 1 April 2020 17:27

Umm how could you not tell the burner wasn't on 🤦‍♂️🙄

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 April 2020 18:19

Was your character supposed to be thinking the omelette would form, or would you be flummoxed at why you're permanently pushing liquid around? This could be a great movie -- if do right.