Get tested

By Anonymous - 11/02/2026 12:00

Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 545

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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You deserved it 3 979

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 109

Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 233

You deserved it 530

By cheated - 11/03/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

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You deserved it 4 550

Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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You deserved it 19 768

All mixed up

By Jill - 02/08/2023 18:00

Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 1 100

Bad dude

By Anonymous - 01/05/2025 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 533

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 237

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 122

You deserved it 266

Chazzster 29

Wednesday 11 February 2026 14:14

Once they are an “ex” it really doesn’t matter what they are doing with someone else. - Not your problem anymore.

sirrubberduckie 36

Thursday 12 February 2026 7:33

While you were together? Get tested ASAP. After you broke up? As the other comment said, not your problem.

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Chazzster 29

Wednesday 11 February 2026 14:14

Once they are an “ex” it really doesn’t matter what they are doing with someone else. - Not your problem anymore.

sirrubberduckie 36

Thursday 12 February 2026 7:33

While you were together? Get tested ASAP. After you broke up? As the other comment said, not your problem.

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