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Get off my hood

Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML

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truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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Filthy animal

Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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When nature calls

Sacha - 19/01/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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FREAKOUT!

peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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No exit! No choice!

Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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momo3p 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:45

These damn bird people

Avi8r 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:47

Well the customer is always right...

Freekeaux 10

Monday 4 January 2016 21:46

He just thought your car needed a little decoration! 10/10 good samaritan.

tsukikuiin 16

Tuesday 5 January 2016 3:06

Last time I checked thats the managers job to deal with that kind of crap....

Jujuboo_3 25

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:07

Why weren't your doors locked?

streetvybz 8

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:52

did you park under a tree?

drivingmoleman 3

Tuesday 5 January 2016 16:24

That's shitty. Sorry to hear :(

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 6 January 2016 0:44

At least it wasn't IN your car

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Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:07

you should have told him to either clean it up our go to jail. true story- was a police ofc in dc and caught a guy in a three piece suit with wing-tip dress shoes taking a dump down agovt building's egress ramp at 5:30 in the morning that was the choice i gave him.