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****** around, found out

jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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Can you cut it out?

Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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Don't do this sort of shit

Ouch - 29/12/2025 15:00

Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML

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E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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Today I learned…

Anonymous - 15/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

jayalexander 7

Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

KatherineJ 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:41

I hope that you escaped the scene without much more than a few bumps and bruises! Hope you had fun with your date with the neasporin afterwards too!

themisus28 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 15:47

TWAT

themisus28 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 16:00

SORRY WASNT FOR U HOPE U ARE OK

DeanWnchstr12479 6

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:00

Me and my family got into a car accident when I was younger and mom said it felt like she got hit the face with a brick.

Yeliab333 20

Saturday 3 August 2013 13:35

Be happy the airbag went off. You could have got hurt,

doglover100 28

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:33

Hope you're ok.

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 1 February 2016 17:03

Strange. I never thought they looked comfortable in the first place. Seriously, though, OP. They can break your nose and cut up your face if you're wearing glasses, so I'm glad to hear you escaped your experience with only the knowledge that they aren't 'comfortable'.

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