FML's Video Test By Louis - 24/03/2017 23:03 - France - Le Mans So, can you figure out what happens next? I agree, your life sucks 500 You deserved it 197 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 566 You deserved it 47 079
Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML I agree, your life sucks 143 617 You deserved it 7 542
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 501 You deserved it 5 052
Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML I agree, your life sucks 76 345 You deserved it 3 132
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 580 You deserved it 1 184
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 199 You deserved it 2 785
Today, I had the front door open, and my cat Watson, who I often call Little Boy, was sitting in front of the screen door. I wanted to close the door so, speaking to my cat, I said, "Come here, Little Boy," at which point a young child came running up to my door. His dad yelled, "Get back here!" FML I agree, your life sucks 920 You deserved it 232
Today, my maths teacher, who hates me ever since I pointed out a mistake he made a few months ago, rang my dad and blatantly lied to him about me swearing at him in class. It was a complete load of bollocks, but my dad believed him and took away my PlayStation until after Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 999 You deserved it 182
How did he not see a large pole in the water? Why would they even try that in front of it?