FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 778 You deserved it 942
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 937 You deserved it 7 606
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 767 You deserved it 328
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 632 You deserved it 1 812
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML I agree, your life sucks 359 You deserved it 221
Today, after my dad always telling me that if I went to college then one day I could have a big house, a nice car, a hot wife, and two great kids, the joke's on you Dad. I have a Master's degree and can't afford rent, can’t afford driving lessons, and am single. Also, I've not eaten in two days, because I can’t afford food FML I agree, your life sucks 486 You deserved it 120
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!