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    FML's Showdown #13

    By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30

    Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny.
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    sunkissedfreckle 15
    Friday 16 June 2017 14:46

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    Thursday 15 June 2017 0:39

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    Wednesday 14 June 2017 21:31

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    Wednesday 14 June 2017 23:17

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    Thursday 15 June 2017 0:58

    all of the above... #1 should have know better though

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    Thursday 15 June 2017 4:56

    #1...Dee ?? ???

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    Thursday 15 June 2017 18:41

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    Thursday 15 June 2017 18:59

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    Friday 16 June 2017 6:52

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    Sunday 18 June 2017 6:12

    Dee....ouch...

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