Videos: FML's Showdown #13

FML's Showdown #13

By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30

Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny.

I agree, your life sucks 623

You deserved it 187

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Top comments

sunkissedfreckle 15

Friday 16 June 2017 14:46

Alyssa

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 June 2017 0:39

Alyssa

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mike3775 36

Wednesday 14 June 2017 21:31

Dreamer5393 21

Wednesday 14 June 2017 23:17

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 June 2017 0:39

Alyssa

sunshine1421 14

Thursday 15 June 2017 0:58

all of the above... #1 should have know better though

Michael Frederick 7

Thursday 15 June 2017 4:56

#1...Dee ?? ???

IAmClay 24

Thursday 15 June 2017 18:41

Alyssa

Talented73 54

Thursday 15 June 2017 18:59

Livi

earljonez 22

Friday 16 June 2017 6:52

I'd pound the shit outta Dee

sunkissedfreckle 15

Friday 16 June 2017 14:46

Alyssa

RAS266 6

Sunday 18 June 2017 6:12

Dee....ouch...

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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 329

You deserved it 5 954

Today, after my wife broke my heart years ago when she cheated, I then met my sexual ying, and developed a napalm relationship, but she lost her marriage and relies on me for everything. So now I have FOUR human beings relying on me. Nobody should say anything but I deserved it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 219

You deserved it 1 631

Random

Today, I was sucking on a candy and I began choking. A coworker rushed over to give me the Heimlich maneuver. That freed the candy from my throat, and also the shit from my bowels. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 508

You deserved it 2 363

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 067

You deserved it 7 742

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 760

You deserved it 3 452

Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 740

You deserved it 21 172

Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 178

You deserved it 59 127

Today, I carhopped some food, enough to feed 6 people, out to this beat-up car. Inside were two huge ladies, who probably hadn't showered for a few days, sweating away from the hot weather. As I skated to the door, she said, "Hang on a moment," as she gave herself an insulin shot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 621

You deserved it 303