FML's Showdown #13 By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. I agree, your life sucks 622 You deserved it 187 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 493 You deserved it 7 759
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 591 You deserved it 2 934
Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "After I eat" or maybe even "When I'm tired." What I got was "Every second since you were born." FML I agree, your life sucks 46 656 You deserved it 5 694
Today, I requested a deadline extension at work. The extension was granted, but it didn't apply to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 843 You deserved it 91
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 085 You deserved it 24 996
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years told me he isn’t sure if he wants to marry me, despite us talking for years about it. He’s worried about what will happen to our cats if we were to ever get divorced. FML I agree, your life sucks 946 You deserved it 177
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