Intimacy: Emergency

Emergency

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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YOUNGSMUTTY 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:08

That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.

shortandloud 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:09

That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.

Comments

sublime93 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:18

i laughed, so, hard

abcarly 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:18

i dont understand why waiting is a bad thing. i respect it. me and my boyfriend have been together a year and a half and are both still virgins. its how i trust that he actually loves me. good for you. your time will come and no grandparents will fall off toilets.

abcdefgh_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:38

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA wow thats funny : D

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:44

who the **** cares if she fell there? shuldnt ur parents take care of it or something! or hey your little sister?

Sp3cialGirl16 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:45

Lol @ #2

Scootles7 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:56

I dont get why everyone is freaking out about waiting 2 years. If I had sex with my fiance 2 years after we started dating, I would have been 15 and he would have been 14. They are probably a young couple.