Friends, Cars and Drugs: Don't drugs and drive

Don't drugs and drive

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 13:59

Today, a friend of mine borrowed my car, drove it on drugs, fell asleep at the wheel, and smashed it. Don’t worry though, he’s fine, but my car was described as a “write off”. FML

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Monday 3 January 2022 15:48

That's on you. My grandpa always said: There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither will come back the same.

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This is why I never let anyone(except my kids) drive my vehicles.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 January 2022 15:48

That's on you. My grandpa always said: There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither will come back the same.

mike3775 36

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Monday 3 January 2022 21:06

Letting someone borrow your car is like lending money don't do it unless you are okay with not getting it back... YDI

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