Creepy and Work: Creep

Creep

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

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plaguer 26

Monday 4 June 2012 9:17

Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.

yuzuhere 21

Monday 4 June 2012 9:12

Maybe he was reading the fine print!

Comments

Davick 0

Monday 4 June 2012 20:57

sexual harassment charges now

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 4 June 2012 21:23

This is just being an idiot.

eman1972 4

Monday 4 June 2012 21:26

Give him a break. Everybody likes sweater puppets!

HussREC 6

Monday 4 June 2012 23:29

Lol happened to me once, except i really was reading the shirt

kaysavs 6

Monday 4 June 2012 23:35

No one else thinks it was mature of OP to pull him aside and talk to him directly, instead of causing a huge commotion?

iTroller 0

Monday 4 June 2012 23:40

And then you said....

14vock 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:00

So someone checked you out. Stop whining and **** him like a real *****. Cause you sound like your just a inch away from finvering your clit right there ****.

xxskarcrowkidxx 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:13

Ydi for having too big of boobs

the_true_batman 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:15

Today, my coworker pulled me aside to tell me to stop staring at her chest. I was too embarrassed to admit that I have a lazy eye, and I wasn't actually staring at her chest. Instead, I told her that I was trying to read her shirt. Our uniforms don't have any writing on them. FML