Fight, Argument and Love: Coinkydink? - FML

Coinkydink?

By believe me now?? - 22/01/2016 20:55 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

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chevygirl23 17

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:28

And now she'll bitch at your for this one

NotPatSajak 11

Saturday 23 January 2016 8:27

You probably are better off with someone who DOESNT flip shit over an FML.

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xtidus24xx 5

Wednesday 27 January 2016 22:53

well shes really gonna be mad now lol

SUN_lover 19

Friday 12 February 2016 9:55

So...how was the break up?

SpectreZ 9

Tuesday 17 May 2016 15:50

Hope she doesnt read this one

ndriuz 6

Thursday 20 April 2017 12:30

"By BELIEVE ME NOW??" So does she? :D

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