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By anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:07 - United States

Today, my ex got arrested for stealing. His new girlfriend texted me asking if I could lend her money to bail him out. FML

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Either she is really brave or really ******* stupid. Fyl op.

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LenUrban 14

Tuesday 8 December 2015 3:46

and the downside is???

BigBoy77 9

Wednesday 16 December 2015 9:57

I did it for the likes.

AleyahRose123 6

Sunday 27 December 2015 7:15

what did he go to jail for?

Coolio8567 5

Friday 13 May 2016 12:16

The real question is,did you give her any money?

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