Customers, Awkward, Liar and Work: Brain freeze

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

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div01 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

Honest mistake.

skittle68 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:57

LOL I'm great at calc but not at math in my head. It could happen to anyone :)

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Nuns_FTW 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:48

just when i thought the evolutionary sequence was moving forward...

citruschick 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:55

Lol oh the irony

darkday979 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:02

Drop out

skrabbler2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:17

Lol - not FML-worthy at all. I've been tutoring calculus for years and am a Math minor, yet I make those little mistakes all the time. I'd make a mistake subtracting 19 from 56, but you can be sure i can derive/integrate most polynomial functions for you!

skrabbler2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:20

All these English majors should stop cursing out the OP - I seriously doubt she was trying to put down English majors - it's probably just the first thing that came to her mind. However, I'll HONESTLY tell you what I think of English majors: All the idiots in my university are either English majors or Psychology majors. English majors will probably end up teaching high school students or something - Science majors put people on the moon.