Neighbours, Noise and Miscellaneous: Boom boom

Boom boom

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML

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By pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Monday 21 October 2013 18:54

Which team were you rooting for?

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Monday 21 October 2013 19:13

Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep

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tigglebiddies 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:53

Subwoofer to the ceiling!!

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Tuesday 22 October 2013 6:47

Plot twist: They weren't playing.

ben_e_boy28 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:54

it's nice to spend some quality family time. ;)

stridercab 12

Tuesday 22 October 2013 15:35

Call a foul.

LeahLegendary 7

Friday 31 January 2014 4:11

Hey, they were spending some quality time together!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 15 November 2014 14:11

I'd go yell at them.

casey_ct 10

Tuesday 24 March 2015 4:22

ball is life...but that sucks tho :/

Klima_fml 29

Tuesday 30 June 2015 10:35

Just cause they can!

Dylan Bower 9

Sunday 25 June 2017 20:12

Call the PD FOR a noise complaint

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Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

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