Health: Bobs and vagene

Bobs and vagene

By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Everyone needs a soundtrack to puking

25shark 5

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Jingle all the way!

Comments

arielasa 10

Monday 26 March 2012 7:16

at least he still wants to touch your boobs. lulz. :3

groovied 1

Monday 26 March 2012 7:33

Tis the spirit to play with boobies, fa la la la, la la la la!

ALlamaOnFire 20

Monday 26 March 2012 7:57

Maybe you should jingle his balls, and by jingle I mean kick.

rbaalman 4

Monday 26 March 2012 10:56

First ur sick then ur sick n horny :( poor you, ydi tho

evilvagina 9

Monday 26 March 2012 11:24

it's the right thing to do. I'd have opted for a little sex at the same time, probably anal!

Susaniita12 4

Monday 26 March 2012 11:30

Haha aww he's a keeper!

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 26 March 2012 11:30

I thumbed you up 33. It's not that I still love you, it's not that I want you back. It's every time I think you of of you, it makes me wanna YAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!

Brownie101abc 7

Monday 26 March 2012 13:11

YDI for having a stupid BF

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 26 March 2012 13:53

Why do girls think its so cool to drink until they puke? Op is definitely marriage material.

Luckyman22 5

Monday 26 March 2012 14:05

Iv had to hold my gf's hair while she puked before and it is a really tense situation. Sounds to me like he was just trying to make you laugh so you would forget about puking.