Bosses and Work: Bad sign

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Chansus10 - 20/10/2014 15:03 - United States - Greendale

Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Friday 21 November 2014 15:44

You should've taken a picture.

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Friday 21 November 2014 15:44

Flip him off at work

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vikky538 28

Saturday 22 November 2014 2:36

just make sure its for fun..because when boss gets serious things get tough in office...

ABCDEF121 3

Saturday 22 November 2014 5:20

Hahaha. Díckhead

Witchylady 17

Saturday 22 November 2014 9:43

Did you do it back to him?

i8cake 12

Saturday 22 November 2014 15:44

He is only your boss in the office, he's just a jerk otherwise!

StunnerBGoood 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 8:02

TJ AJ RJ backslashin IV the V

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:41

Must've been a wild day at work after that.

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