By Anonymous - 28/5/2019 14:00

Are you taking the piss?

Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
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By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Was there no floor in there?

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

I think they have their result without having to waste money on the lab resting.

If you were high during the test, the could maybe send you to rehab. Otherwise, you can’t fix stupid.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Was there no floor in there?