Transportation and Cars: A tad overbearing

A tad overbearing

By nehadrihan - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 13:34

I'm sorry! My mother is pushy and overprotective too so I know how you feel. Hopefully she'll back off a little next time

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She better pay for the retake test >.

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adam_tajyar 10

Friday 21 March 2014 22:24

You can't be penalized for someone rear ending. So hopefully u still passed

xmusic4lifex 13

Friday 21 March 2014 22:26

Well, now you know how not to drive.

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Saturday 22 March 2014 4:48

that blows, pal.... = did you get your license, since TECHNICALLY it wasn't your fault?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 August 2015 13:52

Did you still pass?

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