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puzzled - - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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hawkie409 0

I call them Rollie pollies, never heard them called wood loouses. I've heard them called pill and potato bugs, though.

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

gross! I have no idea what it is. except the fact that it's a bug.

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arsenalfcboy 6

Nope, not even a bug. It's actually a crustacean.

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Bastet1981 3

A woodlouse is a bug with a hard exterior shell, when it is in danger it will roll up into a little ball.

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Lolitia 4

Fake. Seriously what are the odds? .0001? And even then, so what extra protein. Hakuna matata!

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CheshireWolf 0

Lmao last? I'm glad I don't stay at your place gettin up with woodlouses in my mouth lol

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cali_bum 0

that's fuckn nasty sleep wit yo mouth close beezy

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