Your everyday life stories

badtimedIT - 12/04/2016 17:44 - United States - Nashville

Today, I work in the IT department of our regional hospital. I was working on a computer in a room with a patient. While talking to the patient, one of the monitors started beeping loudly, so I figured I unplugged a part of it by accident. Apparently during the conversation the patient died. FML.

DR_TYRANOSAURUS - 12/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized my girlfriend's friend is more of a boyfriend to her than I am.FML

awkotaco_meg - 12/04/2016 17:23 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was ready to hand in an assignment that I stayed up all night to finish. When i got to class, most of the other students hadn't finished it, so the teacher decided to give an extension, and refused to give extra marks for actually finishing the assignment on time. FML

bitchfacetrauma - 12/04/2016 17:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got yelled at by my mother's friend because I was "being rude and acting dismissive." All I did was look at her while she was talking to my mother and not pass a comment. She got angry because my resting bitch face is hardcore. Sorry I can't change my face, FML.

Anonymous - 12/04/2016 17:13 - United Kingdom - Stirling

Today, my boyfriend played a solo with an orchestra I play in. I walked offstage to get flowers for him but they weren't where I was told they'd be. I walked across the stage in front of the audience to the other side to get them. They weren't there either: someone else had given them to him. FML

Wraith09 - 12/04/2016 17:13 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, my boss warned me people were complaining that I wasn't re-stocking the Kleenex, Aspirin, Band aids etc. for the office. This was all stuff I brought from home for me to use and kept at my desk, but I stopped because these freeloaders kept using it all. FML

toouglytocatcall - 12/04/2016 17:08 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, my friends were talking about all the times they've been catcalled and how awful it is. I've never been catcalled. Not once in my life. FML

heha - 12/04/2016 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to celebrate our 5 year anniversary at a hotel. We both still live at home but we are 21. His mom ended up following us and almost knocking the door down preventing us from staying.

littlelady76 - 12/04/2016 16:59 - United States

Today, I finally found the perfect part time job. It won't take away from my personal life and it will help get bills paid. Instead of congratulating me, my significant other is pissed and not talking to me. FML

John - 12/04/2016 16:45 - United States

Today, I had to sit in the waiting room at out doctors office with my son for three and a half hours while we waited to be ushered into the back. When confronting the receptionist after waiting for so long she said, "Sorry, I forgot to put you on the waiting list." FML

Anonymous - 12/04/2016 16:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I got myself all set up to have some fun 'alone time.' I had lube, my favorite toy, and lusty thoughts about my man... before I could even start, I burst into tears because I couldn't even remember the last time we had sex. FML.

tinudaindian - 12/04/2016 16:12 - United States - New York

Today, I was with my sisters and mom and out of thin air, like a typical teen, pop a boner for no reason. My sister thought it would be funny to put her hair straightener near my crotch to scare me, but she freaked out that she saw my boner and they all yelled at me calling me perverted. FML

unlucky in loo - 12/04/2016 16:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran out of toilet paper, while wiping. I waddled out to get the closet thing to wipe with: a Kleenex box. As soon as I sat back down, I realized it had only one piece left. FML

nocoincidence - 12/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I woke up to see a notification from my boyfriends post being shared on Facebook from 3 years ago .. The girl who shared it is the same girl who broke in our house last week. FML

ThanksAlbuquerque - 12/04/2016 16:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark with my mother. She's visiting my in Albuquerque, and I was showing her how safe my neighborhood is. A man on a bicycle threw a rock at us and screamed obscenities. The rock hit me in the chest. FML

Logan - 12/04/2016 15:59 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my fiance has spent the last 6 months planning our entire wedding without letting me do anything apart from drive her where she needs to go and then got mad when I didn't get excited about a wedding I had no part in planning. I didn't even get to choose my own guests FFS. FML

suckstobeme - 12/04/2016 15:39 - United States - Hempstead

Today I was internet stalking a girl from high school and I clicked on her mom's profile. While going through her mom's photos, I accidentally tagged myself in her mom's profile picture... FML

iwood214 - 12/04/2016 15:34 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, My social anxiety has affected my life so much, for my wedding I need half of the groom's guests to sit on my side so I don't look so lonely. FML

Ideserve54321 - 12/04/2016 15:27 - United States - Wilmington

Today, in my high school class my voice cracked while I was speaking out loud resulting in heinous laughter from everyone. I'm the teacher. FML

Anonymous - 12/04/2016 14:58 - France

Today, after a brain injury from years ago I became deaf, then today I woke up and I could hear again. Now less than 10 hours later I wish I was deaf again because my wife seems to be taking the opportunity to make up for all the nagging she has missed out on from the last few years. FML

PowerfulSneeze - 12/04/2016 14:51 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and as I was about to come, I sneezed. It was so violent that I sneezed him out of me, and he laughed too much for us to finish. Fml.

Anon - 12/04/2016 14:46 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I told my boyfriend that we couldn't have sex because I couldn't get a script for my pill. His reponse? "Awesome, so I can game?" Fml.

Bravegirl - 12/04/2016 14:40 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, we won an inter school debate because my coach told the judges to go light on us, because of my disability. Diasability? Oh she meant the swollen mouth I got from getting hit in the face at Netball last night. The judges told me I'm "such a brave girl." Fml.

almostadult - 12/04/2016 14:26 - United Kingdom - Alton

Today, my sister gave birth to a healthy baby boy. She's decided to call him David Stuart. My dad was touched, thinking the baby was named Stuart after him and David after his dad (my granddad). It was only when I was alone with my sister that she revealed she named her child after minions. FML.

tommyboy97 - 12/04/2016 14:23 - United States - Manchester

Today, I went in to the bathroom at pizza hut only to hear some guy rubbing one out and grunting well doing it, FML.

Olafur - 12/04/2016 14:14 - Iceland - Reykjav?k

Today, I announced the death of my brother's cat to a group of friends on an online game I play. There was a mixture of shock and sympathy, but one person simply responded with the word "Cool". FML

deadxmanxwalking - 12/04/2016 14:10 - United States - Holland

Today, I stayed up all night working on a paper that was due the next day. I went to bed at 3:30 in the morning, making sure my alarm was set for 6:40. When I woke up, it was 9:55, I missed the class I stayed up all night for. FML

mishfish - 12/04/2016 14:01 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I perfectly planned everything in order to get home early and get some proper sleep. So I get into bed at 9:30 all snugly and warm looking forward to a solid 10 hours of unconscious bliss... 5 hours later I'm still trying to get my brain to shut down. FML

Anonymous - 12/04/2016 13:56 - United Kingdom - Rowlands Castle

Today, I spent the whole of my birthday alone because none of my friends I invited over turned up. FML

Onigori - 12/04/2016 13:54 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had to tune out my professor for an entire lesson because every time he said the name of the composer we were studying, he mumbled and it sounded like "Buttsex". I couldn't take him seriously for the entire two hour lecture. FML

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Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

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Today, the father of one of my music students asked me out to dinner via my work e-mail. I thought it was kind of sweet, albeit a little strange, until I got his daughter's instrument rental check, with both his and his wife's name printed on it. FML

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to soil, pollen, dust, mold, the colors green, yellow, orange, black and grey, most metals, wood, carpet, drywall, most hygiene and beauty products, and plastic. Basically, I was told to avoid the entire planet and everything man-made. FML

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Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML

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