Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 04:37

Today, Like every day, my husband got blackout drunk and took sleeping pills. He won’t remember that he vomited everywhere and I had to clean him and it up. He vomits 3-4 nights every week from this and is mean on top of it.. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 05:05 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, my fiance of three years told me his work is more important than me and our two kids. FML

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By TitsMaGee - 19/12/2020 01:34 - United States - Irwin

Today, at work I was sexting with my boyfriend and sent a topless photo to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 15:22 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today I live healthy, don’t smoke or drink wine, yet the black discolorations on my teeth keep coming back so quickly that it’s either paying 70 bucks for having my teeth cleaned every couple of months or buying my own dentist’s equipment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 08:34 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today one of my electric fences disappeared without a trace, including metal fence posts, and isolators I had screwed into the trees. When I told a neighbor, their reply was: “I hear stories of wolves around here lately. Must have been them.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 22:44 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today i finished the course of medical treatments the at-fault party paid for, after the car incident. I am finally starting to feel better, and they have refused to pay for any more. And I cannot afford it myself . Fml

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 20:52

Today, my older sister is in a new relationship with a guy. She keeps asking me very detailed sex questions. She was with a woman before and now wants to know all about the D. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 19:34 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today I took the dogs for a walk. Well, one actually. The other one, though very enthusiastic about the walk, simply turned in the wrong direction, was too stupid to look around or come find us, too deaf to hear my calls, and so ended up going back home after 20 meters. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 17:55 - United States - Hesperia

Today in order to get me back for cheating on her my ex sold my dog. Fml

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 03:58 - Syrian Arab Republic

Today, i still live in syria :) and everyone closed border to us... stuck forever in this hell... FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 03:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, only 2 weeks into my new job, I hit another car in a company vehicle... I only got this job after getting made redundant from COVID and looks like ill have to be looking for another one again real soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 15:44 - United States - Dallas

Today, I have a major assessment. Last night, I went to bed extremely early to ensure that I got a good night's sleep. I was then unable to sleep until 2am, and then I got woken up three times by three different AMBER alerts (two around 4am and one at 4:30am). I could not go back to sleep.. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 14:09

Today I had sex with a girl and we didn’t use protection. Eventually I made the mistake of telling her I was gonna cum, and she wouldn’t get off me. She kept riding me while saying “I WANT YOUR BABY.” It ended up cumming all inside her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 19:07 - United States - Woodland

Today, I am trans but I can’t come out to my family because they are too transphobic and somehow they found out and I’m pretty sure I’m screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 13:15 - United States

Today I am severely depressed and started cutting myself again. I called over 3 dozen psychiatrists & therapists trying to find help & can’t even get anyone to call me back. Realistically, I know it might be a couple years, if not longer, before I can find someone available to take me as a patient. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 03:04

Today, my boyfriend canceled our first date, for the fourth time. It's also the third day in a row. Then, when I was upset about it and myself, instead of helping and talking about it like I do for him, he took a nap. But hey, he still had time to meet with a friend instead of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 21:32

Today the man I love is on a “retreat” at a unnamed location and that I’m never going to make this man want to be with me. So I choose me from now on and he’s no longer my everything took ten years to realize it.. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 20:11 - United States - Mechanicsburg

Today, I RV full time and my heat pump just went out and the dealership can’t schedule an appointment to fix it for another 4 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:36

Today, Im cheating on my boyfriend of 3 years because our work schedules are so different we cant have sex. The guy Im cheating with...well our work schedules are so different we cant have sex...... Ugh......FML

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By Sally - 12/12/2020 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today I was called a useless uneducated troll by a customer at work because I couldn’t identify the 5 dog breeds that made up the customers emotional support dog. The customer was my mom and she made me cry in front of other customers, my boss and coworkers FML

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By "Amanda Howard " - 12/12/2020 08:43

Today, I got drunk and stupidly admit to my boyfriend that I think his penis is small and I faked all my orgasms. He hasn't spoken to me in a week. FML

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By Danielle - 11/12/2020 20:20 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I realized the reason the guy I like, and very into, hasn't responded to my message is because my phone will say my messages are delivered when really it hasn't. We are both the type to not double text. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 04:18

Today I took a home pregnancy test, and it was positive. Only problem is, I had sex with my ex husband and the guy who asked me to be his girlfriend 3day ago, both in the same week. Now I don't know who the father is.... FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 22:09 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized 2020 is never going to end. Did Bill Murray star in this year? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 19:05 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today my wife, on her public Instagram story, said I'm a deadbeat husband who never supports her. I over the last two weeks I've bought her a brand new smartphone and over $500 of new clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:31 - Slovakia - Nova Ves Nad Zitavou

Today, i had one of my most important exams of school i studied hard and knew most of the answers.I had to answer by talking instead of test because i had a headache at that day. I failed the test because my friend got all the questions i knew and i got all the questions i didn't know. I got an F FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 04:16 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my husband let my blind, deaf emotional support dog out to pee. She is 14. She wandered off because he forgot her. He also told me his chemo brain is turning worse- think Alzheimer's. We have a 3 year old. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 04:10 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today my wicked step mother banned me and my brother from seeing my dad in the hospital. He is dying of stage 4 cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 22:01

Today, I Had to wait 20 hour because of windows 10 updates... yeah FML

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By "MsGamerLady" - 07/12/2020 06:21 - United States

Today, my dog passed away. This happened because my FIL ran him over. He died right in front of me and my FIL still hasn't even said he's sorry. My dog's 1st birthday is in 2 weeks and instead of celebrating I'm going to be getting my other dog used to not seeing his little brother anymore. FML

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Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

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Today, after being hospitalized last week due to a severe mental breakdown, my mom is still mad at me for missing her big solo at church. She had even tried to demand I be released from the hospital for it. She's still going on about how she thinks I missed it on purpose. FML

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Today, my dad was so dizzy, he couldn't get out of bed. I called his doctor but sadly I confused the word "vertigo" with "libido." The doctor may have been impressed but offered me no helpful suggestions. FML

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Today, I found out that I might not get a job in the States, because I let my certification expire and haven't driven in the States in two years. I can't get the experience without a job, can't get a job without experience. FML

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Today, my dad reminded me that he expects me to try to get into a prestigious (read: top 5, braggable) university for undergrad. I just want to be normal and go to an above average school where I can thrive, instead of killing my mental health now and then mutilating its dead body after I go to college. FML

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Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML

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