Nervous
By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin
By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin
By mousiepie - 02/05/2014 09:36 - United States - San Francisco
By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn
Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...
By FallingNinjaa - 02/05/2014 00:07 - United States - Tampa
OP here. I don't use this site enough to know that I needed an account to reply... I'm a barber. We're all independent contractors and we don't make money unless we're physically working. I make good money and have no intention of quitting; my problem with my coworkers getting stoned is that customers have an unnecessary wait time when they should be able to be served immediately, and when they do come back in, it looks bad on everyone as a whole for them to smell like that on the clock - an no, they're perfumes aren't cloaking it. The boss knows they smoke, she knows they smoke on the clock, but when anyone tells her that someone is being lax, her response is "well more money for you, then." Again, that's not the problem I'm having. I actually like my job, and I want customers to actually have a good experience when they're there. With what my coworkers are doing, they're not. Also, it's an independent store. There is no HR, no corporate, just the woman who owns the business itself - she's the only boss.
By Mortifiedcharityworker - 01/05/2014 20:10 - Austria
By yes, yes it does :( - 30/04/2014 21:11 - United States
By brerj09 - 28/04/2014 13:35 - United States - Saint Paul
By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London
By stickyservice - 26/04/2014 01:21 - United Kingdom - Solihull
By kris - 25/04/2014 15:40 - United States - Upland
By flufee2 - 23/04/2014 02:40 - Canada - Burlington
The person i had ordering was a close friend of which i am very comfortable with. I guess you could say i got a little too comfortable! After we realized what I did, we just laughed and brushed it off. From now on i will make sure i wear gloves because I wouldn't want this to happen to anyone i don't know!
By banana_tree - 21/04/2014 21:26 - United Kingdom
By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi
By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 01:19 - Norway - Mo I Rana
By badessaymyass - 17/04/2014 19:59 - United States - Phoenix
By sad but true. - 15/04/2014 23:18 - United States - Storrs Mansfield
By cricha4208 - 15/04/2014 14:01 - United States - Springfield
By idontknowwhatiamdoing - 15/04/2014 04:35 - Canada - Toronto
By heartmytrucker - 14/04/2014 21:58 - United States - Erin
Ok, some details, My boyfriend is a truck driver, the job he was offered would have meant a dedicated run instead of what he does now, which is just hoping that the workers get his load ready in time, otherwise he ends up losing a day of work, he already knows that he gets paid less than most of the other drivers in our area. The biggest problem is that his boss is his stepfather and he felt like he would be leaving him high and dry. And I totally agree that money isn't everything, but this new job meant not just more money but also more home time to spend with me and our daughter. On the upside though after I sent this one we sat down and had a long talk and he did decide to take the new job after all (I think it helped that the new place told him they were going to buy him a new truck!).
By worker666 - 13/04/2014 14:51 - United States
By annoyed teen - 13/04/2014 03:01 - United States - Boise
By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 23:16 - United States - San Francisco
By mcmacmick97 - 11/04/2014 00:08 - United States - Egg Harbor Township
Just to clear some things up I was working the early shift, which I do on most Thursdays and Fridays. I work at a small diner that opens at 7 and had left my house around 6:40 and was going to show up around 7-7:05. My boss usually shows up around 7:15-:7:30. Now when this cop put his lights on behind me I turned down a street to get off of the main road I was on.I was getting my license/registration ready and all that shit and he pulled up to my window and said he was very sorry and he was just trying to say hi to an old friend that he said had the same car as i do. Now this road i pulled down didn't allow me to get back onto the main road, and I had to take a 15 or so minute detour to get back on track. I got there around 7:25 and my boss was already there. I was glad I didn't get a ticket, but it was still very frustrating because I would've only been a couple minutes late and my boss would never have known, but the police officer threw my time off. And ive only been working there for about 3 or so weeks so it sucks to get off on the wrong foot. I also noticed several of you talking about how many write-ups you can get before being fired, and for mine it's 3. Like somebody else said just sucks to waste one already, but i shouldnt have too much of a problem keeping myself in check. Now for the story I told him, I figured he wouldn't believe it, but had to tell anyway. He seemed more irritated that I was "lying" about being late so i probably shouldnt have even bothered. But thanks FML for posting!
By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby
It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.
By cwl727 - 09/04/2014 16:49 - United States - San Francisco
So I am doing a follow up on this because for some reason a different name was put as the author, I have contacted FML about it. This happened about 2 years ago when I worked at a theme park in Orlando. The guy was buying tickets and I told him that the computer told me I had to call the credit card company. I asked if he wanted me to use a different card and he said no and was fine with me calling to get authorization. I was on hold with the company and it was taking too long for him. He started complaining and I told him I was on hold but instead of calming down he threw his coffee on me. It was not scorching hot but it was hot enough that it did burn a bit. Security came over and escorted him off the premises and he is now banned from the entire company's property. I didn't sue in fact it was just another story to tell my friends and family.
By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood
By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston
By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth
By RIP_Nose - 03/04/2014 21:48 - Germany - Aidenbach
By Welshite - 03/04/2014 20:53 - United States
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well, it was a contracting job. I've had weak wrists all my life but I normally just wear wrist braces and I do just fine. I hadn't wanted to say anything but also having still been new, I figured the bulk of the pain was from the repetitive motions from a 12 hour shift and that once I had been there a while, most of the pain would disappear. When my coworkers noticed the pain from my hands not working properly they suggested the nurse and I asked if she can provide a wrist wrap. They then said I needed to talk to my supervisor before the nurse and being a medical facility, they stated that they can't say they care about saving lives and the safety of the employees if they allow me to get hurt. They then directed me to my contracting supervisor who stated they will find a clerical type job for me. I just felt lame for the fact that for once I was told I couldn't perform a job because I might injure myself. :/ I appreciate the support and kindness though. Thank you.