By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City
All the FMLs
By PJSandWitch - 18/12/2016 14:49 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
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By Ihavelike3bucks - 18/12/2016 13:51
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Of course out of all the FMLs I've submitted through the years - this is the one that went through. Anyway, I'm better now! On top of that, I got hit with the flu like a truck. No laxatives, stool softeners, magnesium, enemas, etc helped and between that circle of hell I ended up going to the ER. Ended up literally tearing myself a new one with an anal fissure. I've never been constipated before so this was awful. Oh also my first day back, our entire building was shut down and we all were laid off. Happy Holidays everyone!
By brunette16 - 18/12/2016 08:52 - United States
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Hey guys OP here! Unfortunately I live in Texas and license plates are required on both front and back of vehicles :( He was driving illegally hence why he hit me and took off, the cop also said he was texting since I was parked whenever he hit my car, the trunk is dented in from the back and top is caved since he was driving a lifted SUV and I can no longer open it without causing further damage Thanks for the concern, i am fine ?
By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg
By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm
By anonymous - 18/12/2016 03:15
Not cut out for this
By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10
By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin
Technique
By FailedSalesman - 17/12/2016 17:39 - United States - Lewisville
By Aryah - 17/12/2016 16:43 - United States - Irving
By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka
By JasonThorn - 17/12/2016 13:21
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OP here. I am glad that a lot of people understood that it had been meant as a gift with no strings attached, only to have then attached later as a reward for performance. My dad never specified, "This is what you get for doing well." It was, "I had a great day and I want to share it with everyone." The truth is, if he had said he was disappointed in me but felt I should keep the $50 and hoped I would do all I can to improve, I would have respected him and listened to him. It's not about the money. It could have been $5 and I would have reacted the same way. I now understand that gifts are conditional and I have to continually earn every favorable reaction from him, on the off chance he intends to give one.
By brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow
By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant
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By Stevie - 17/12/2016 03:15 - United States - Southfield
By Wheel chair bound - 16/12/2016 21:14 - United States - Marion
By LegallyBored - 16/12/2016 21:00 - Canada - Regina
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By neuronerd - 16/12/2016 14:29
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I went to respond, but accidentally clicked on the next FML. But long story short, it's not a jealousy issue. It's that I know the guy who won, know he's interested in me, and was considering going out with him before I got back with my boyfriend. Now I feel bad that he's dropped a few hundred dollars for a date with me, when I know he was hoping for it to be a real date (no, not talking sex, just a potential to lead to more dates), but at least kids are getting to have a merry Christmas, because of his donation.
Surprise!
By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39
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By jackjona - 16/12/2016 06:03 - United States - Sioux Falls
Snap!
By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark
Baywatch
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By Discouraged despite my effort - 15/12/2016 18:27
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OP here! Happy it got posted! It wasn't a custom made dress, most brides in Brazil prefer that the bridesmaids are not all matching. I had a really hard time finding something that I could wear, and that dress was the only formal dress with belly space I could find. I tried it on with a pillow when I bought it a few months ago! 3 days before it fit perfectly, I was shocked how bigger I had gotten in just 3 days! In the end I made it work, just couldn't breath so easily. After the ceremony, I opened the zipper a little and put a jacket on, so I was comfortable!