Intimacy: Wild allegation

Wild allegation

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Dumbass

By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

Comments

fleh 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 22:22

well what do you expect?! it's a birth control you didn't use with him and he never knew about. what would u think if u found condoms he never used with you but the controlled his "erection disorder"?

head2133 12

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:19

thank you finally someone who isn't a dumbass bitch

biwinning88 1

Friday 1 July 2011 19:20

I don't get why people assume b.c. is automatically for only sex. I've been on it since I was 11 because of a sever problem I had with it. I was on it years before I had sex. nowif she had an open box of condoms that's a whole different thing. people need to get its not only about sex!

heinzybee57 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:15

dude. why would you actually WANT a period? I would kill to NOT have one. in fact, I'm on birth control so I don't have one.

head2133 12

Saturday 30 July 2011 11:15

Is everyone commenting a feminist or some gay shit? he's a guy what the hell did you think he would do if he found his gfs bc pills and they haven't had sex yet. op ydi for not telling him in the first place

simsimma88 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:24

That sucks :(. I feel your pain cause I have the same problem

princessgaga7 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:12

What an asshole for jumping to conclusions!! >=

SeiferAlmas 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:57

That's why my girlfriend got birthcontrol, but I'm not complaining. It comes with some nice perks >=3

Chingy892987 14

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:45

I have the same problem, OP. Except it's like discharge all the time :P

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Monday 23 January 2012 6:53

How do you take bc pills for your periods that don't exist when they also make your periods fewer than usual. You haven't had sex with anyone you say and bc pills won't help your non existent period problem. I say you were cheating on him. You just don't take bc pills to fix a bloody problem.

fuzz97 23

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:03

I have to agree, I've never heard of such a condition so that seems pretty far-fetched

nicolejeanb 0

Monday 16 July 2012 0:13

its not... i have it too PCOS or Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome... it is a hormonal imbalance and the pill helps regulates the imbalance.... because not getting a period is really dangerous, it can cause so many other conditions.... i have only just gotten my first period for this year, and i started the pill last week so thats why....