Intimacy: Wild allegation

Wild allegation

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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You deserved it 8 144

By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 7 384

Dumbass

By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

Comments

bunii 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:38

You have a nonexistent period? Lucky you, I get mine every 3 ******* days.

slimblue55 0

Monday 13 July 2009 8:51

Why would you take the pill then? The menstrual cycle is one of the worst things in my life! :p

ZoloF7 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 21:18

Sounds like a bullshit excuse to me :X

ixloversxu 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:01

i think i have the same thing you have. D:

celticwoman04 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:03

He is such a dick. And for all the people who said YDI for not telling him: It's embarassing to tell a potential father for your future children that you may NEVER be able to physically have a child with him. It took months for me to tell my boyfriend (now husband) that I may never be able to have children. Also, it is embarassing to talk about you period with anyone, let alone a significant other. And for those saying YDI for being "lucky" to not have your period: Not getting your period sucks. I have an incurable disease that did the same. Unfortunately, my period never ended on BC, so I had to stop. Do any of you have medical degrees (the ones just being stupid)? No? Then shut up and leave the poor woman alone.

jennee123 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:15

your bf is a fucktard!! most women are on birth control for whatever reason....

OreJen 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 11:47

I have PCOS, and if I don't take the pill I do not get my period. Since my grandmother died of endometrial cancer, I WANT my period. OP did nothing wrong and the boyfriend was a dick.

lolatflyingducks 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:14

Wow, that sucks. Seriously though. Some women take birth control to regulate their flow, decrease symptoms, etc. Maybe he should ask his Mother, then he'll find out for sure.

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Friday 21 August 2009 23:29

I know tons of guys that think like that. GOD! so ignorant. Something like that happened to me once. Guys are insensitive idiots.

ledzep_cry 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:54

dude!!! my friends has that same thing!?!?!

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:23

actually the ones girls are all over are insensitive idiots. there are plenty of decent guys out there but women INSIST on taking the jerks. Whats wrong with you?