Transportation: Vindictive

Vindictive

By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 273

By neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 137

By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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You deserved it 53 619

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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You deserved it 3 759

By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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You deserved it 907

By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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You deserved it 4 965

By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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You deserved it 7 471

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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You deserved it 187

JAIROUS48764 0

Friday 7 October 2011 18:42

Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power

Jujubilee 1

Friday 7 October 2011 18:44

Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$

Comments

wholio 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:43

Hahah hose to show u stick with the cop

polesmoker 0

Friday 7 October 2011 21:06

damn that sales man shoulda got a 2 door huh u wouldn't have that problem

redmnky21 8

Friday 7 October 2011 21:17

he cannot do a car search without probable cause... you need to report him

chatterbabe 0

Friday 7 October 2011 21:32

That's why u NEVER date a cop lol

DairyQueen13 0

Friday 7 October 2011 21:32

Internal Affairs love this sorta thing.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Friday 7 October 2011 21:38

I would take that to court and sue the pd for harassment. A busted lock is not grounds for a fine or a defect notice.

EvilDave 13

Friday 7 October 2011 21:52

Sounds like you need to file an harassment complaint against him.

Cesslie 0

Friday 7 October 2011 22:14

shows you to not date such an asswhole of a cop

gamegeek42 6

Friday 7 October 2011 22:15

check your state and local law. not many states have that law plus he can't give you a ticket for that if he pulled you over. you can only get it if your car was parked and your not on it.