School: Today, my science teacher said I looked like a hedgehog, then...

By HedgehogFace - 29/11/2018 03:00

Today, my science teacher said I looked like a hedgehog, then had the whole class take a vote. They voted unanimously that yes, I do look like a hedgehog. FML

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By cjgreer70 - 18/01/2014 23:09 - United States - West Linn

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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Hair-raising

By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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By jdawn99 - 22/10/2013 14:24 - United States - Arkansas City

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00

Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML

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By toeloezz - 26/09/2016 18:02 - Netherlands

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:25

Dye your hair pink, and carry a large hammer around. Voilá, one successful Amy Rose cosplay.

PenguinPal3017 19

Thursday 29 November 2018 3:02

Gotta go fast!

Comments

lucie91_fml 12

Thursday 29 November 2018 22:08

well do you ?

Stan_The_Man 7

Friday 30 November 2018 0:49

I happen to think hedgehogs are adorable, so congrats on being adorable.

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:09

I'm sorry, we know you're a porcupine. It's a common mistake.

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:10

What a PRICK! Stand up to him if you have the SPINE! He did have a POINT Did I miss any, you little bush-hog?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:51

Do you at least have blue hair so you can say you resemble Sonic the Hedgehog?

MishMashMosh 20

Friday 28 December 2018 20:56

Wow your science teacher's brain didn't evolve. Doesn't know the word respect.

Gofuckyourself 24

Monday 14 January 2019 9:19

Not trying to be a Debby Downer by any means.. but is this not bullying to a certain extent..? I mean, no one (ESPECIALLY A TEACHER) should comment about your looks honey. I bet you're the best looking hedgehog, ever!