Kids: Today, I asked my husband to watch our kids while I cooked food...

By lildale92 - 29/11/2018 05:00

Today, I asked my husband to watch our kids while I cooked food for him. Apparently I asked in the wrong tone, because now he's pouting and won't eat. FML

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By Max - 09/04/2014 18:32 - United States

Today, due to my wife saying I never cook and we always order pizza, I spent a good hour preparing dinner. While serving it to my kids, they started complaining. My wife told them to shut up. When she took a bite, she looked up at me, smiled, and said, "Do you, you know, want to just order pizza?" FML

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Chuck E. Cheese awaits

By mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 23:53 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By Anonymous - 13/08/2023 00:02

Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML

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He Tried?

By Liz - 06/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I told my soon-to-be-ex that he never does anything for the kids, and hasn't contributed a dime. He showed up with a half a gallon of milk and a box of cereal. Not what I meant. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Kitchen Nightmares

By cook for yourself dammit! - 12/07/2020 14:01

Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML

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Ch-ch-ch-changes!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00

Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML

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Everyone loves a weepie

By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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mssileas 25

Thursday 29 November 2018 7:02

Leave him be - he won't starve, he's a grown man, despite not acting like one.

whiskey'swino 15

Thursday 29 November 2018 5:51

Instead, he is acting like one of the kids.

Comments

whiskey'swino 15

Thursday 29 November 2018 5:51

Instead, he is acting like one of the kids.

crazycrochetlady 12

Thursday 29 November 2018 5:52

I'm wondering if OP is married to a very large child.

Nikki K 10

Thursday 29 November 2018 6:44

so you married a five year old?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 November 2018 6:50

If we won’t eat his dinner, don’t give him any dessert, if you know what I mean. I hope you know what I mean, so I don’t have to mention coitus.

manb91uk 22

Thursday 29 November 2018 9:25

Way to avoid that pitfall buddy, proud of you!

mssileas 25

Thursday 29 November 2018 7:02

Leave him be - he won't starve, he's a grown man, despite not acting like one.

slytheryn 14

Thursday 29 November 2018 10:18

Masculinity has died.

cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 29 November 2018 10:36

...pouting? Is he 5? Sounds like you just have an extra child.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 29 November 2018 11:16

Well, tone is important. “Watch our kids so that I can cook for YOU!” said in a snarky way can easily send the message I’m cooking so you better be grateful. No thanks. I’d rather eat a PB&J when I’m hungry.

tounces7 27

Sunday 2 December 2018 18:08

I think a lot of people who haven't been in a relationship with a toxic person might not understand this. It's entirely possible that OP could treat her husband really badly and that's why he's resentful. I know I've been there before.