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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

He had me at STFU bitch and put it on

ximeldax 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.

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meatdrum 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:33

that's actually kinda cute :D

missy92510 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:34

did you actually take it? pawn it!!

princesskiski 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:40

Sad.... but you got the ring

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:41

lulz!

Musickal 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:42

At least he's original, I suppose.

lenehey 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:08

dump him, if you haven't already done so. If you don't, he will never respect you and you won't respect yourself. You deserve better. If he really wants you in his life, he'll try to win you back. Make him earn it, and make clear you will never be taken for granted by him or anyone. Good luck.

Friaza 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:38

Issues ^ Maybe the guy was just extremely nervous because he loves her soo much?

aratpeace13 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:58

wow, he's romantic.

elizapants 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:17

Depending on his tone and the size of the ring, that could actually be a really cute thing to do.

Silv3rClaw 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 10:30

that's actually pretty stylish!

tmuffin 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:58

hey there's nothing wring with that :] it's suttle

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