Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me...

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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You deserved it 2 020

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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You deserved it 4 402

By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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You deserved it 52 521

So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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You deserved it 17 174

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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You deserved it 5 869

By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 4 523

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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You deserved it 9 548

enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

He had me at STFU bitch and put it on

ximeldax 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.

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AuroraAurion 0

Monday 25 July 2011 6:00

sounds like something my friends bf is probably gonna do and probably with one of those 25 cent rings :P

LotsaLaughs 5

Monday 25 July 2011 6:02

romantic ?

EmmyJane 7

Monday 25 July 2011 6:57

that's actually kinda good it's short sweet ish and to the point.

mommyof5 3

Monday 25 July 2011 8:18

what do you do in that situation??? my opinion say thanks but no thanks. but keep the jewlery!!

Tiffrich 0

Monday 25 July 2011 21:36

I think it's kinda sweet

Barbora 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:42

I hope you threw it back at him and said Nope, try again

MRBOWAS 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:52

did you say yes?

hippler 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:33

awesome

Lovingyour69 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:32

thats so sweet

bunny_22 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:24

wish mine would do that!

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Same thing different taste

So romantic

So romantic

Romance is dead

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