Kids: Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered...

By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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failblorg 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

lmaoo you must be extremely annoying

DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

So spank him. Done.

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mintcar 9

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:53

Why is a 5 year old answering the door?

lindsaysue 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:56

That's what I'm wondering!

Richisme 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:01

Because someone was at the door.

mintcar 9

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:06

5 year old being the keyword.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:06

once my little sister learned how the whole doorbell rings-go get the door thing she ran to the front door , but with someone with her=)

Loviinqx3 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:11

Brat much? lolol.

BadKitty13 28

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:16

BRAT !!! I HATE KIDS, I WILL NEVER HAVE KIDS AND I DONT HANG WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE KIDS !! PROBLEM SOLVED.

Mclovin_95 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:24

chill..haha wat did kids ever do to you?

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:36

I really don't like other people's kids either. Only my own. lol

BadKitty13 28

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:56

they are just annoying.

jocelyng_fml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:07

maybe it's just you and not the kids 0.o

SaintE_fml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:17

when I saw this post I said to myself "great it's YOU!"

jaro_fml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:37

piss off. ahahha

Hoplaka 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:46

Awww... That just means he love you! <3 ;]

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:00

You were about to experience a real-life **** movie with your "friend," but then, the kid reminded you that **** movies are not real.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:04

no offence OP but AHAHAHAHA ! im sorry but maybe you should invite people to your house next time .

mike3775 36

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:07

I get that all the time from my own kids, its nothing. Of course if you going to be a stepmom, watch out

swimmerstud 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:44

awww he's adorable :)

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