Kids: Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered...

By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I knocked on the door of my friend’s apartment to surprise her. It opened, and an angry stranger shouted, “Who are you?” at me. I then realized I was on the wrong floor of the building. My friend still doesn’t know I almost barged in on her neighbor, because I'm too embarrassed to tell her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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failblorg 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

lmaoo you must be extremely annoying

DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

So spank him. Done.

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hnz 13

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:13

kids always say the truth and you must have done something irritating that they don't like you

daltreix 3

Monday 4 October 2010 7:51

Maybe he's just jealous that his brother is hanging out with someone more than him, i have a little brother, when he was 5, he was so possesive of me lol, but kids are like that at that age w their siblings

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:14

Kids are always so brutally honest.

MOGCrusader 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:15

Yeah they are!

NeonButterfliez 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:16

Don't bug the kid. That always causes problems.

lindsaysue 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:18

Maybe your friend should teach their 5 year old not to answer the door.. Stranger Danger!

lalalaloveit 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:35

15- Agreed!

sricious 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:36

guess you did something wrong;)..

TheTigerRoars 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:38

This is why most mammals should eat their young. Saves them from the problems that come later on. -Fluffy McTiger

Richisme 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:40

Next time present yourself with something everyone can enjoy. Like cookies.

The_Earth 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:43

the human race.. getting more and more disrespectful in their younger years.. boldness also equals ignorance. discipline of the parent is key. it's the magical answer to a nice kid. that is, until, they become a teen.

The_Earth 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:45

either that or you're the dad of that child and left them and the kid knows everything now.

skorpien 1

Monday 4 October 2010 15:41

Impossible, as the OP is a female. I tend to agree with your first post however. Granted, there's no way of knowing the full (or true) story, but it does seem more common nowadays for children to be so utterly disrespectful and their parents to do nothing about it.