Transportation: Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By TheGreatAndPowerfulDerp - 13/09/2020 05:02

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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schwancy 2

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:09

It's actually not a good idea, but in this case it's unfortunate. Ps. They've invented these new things called pockets.

TheySeeMeTrollin_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 16:08

get a new mom.

Comments

rasellersjr 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:29

So what if you are walking down the street and some punk walks up behind you and, "puts a cap in your ass". How do they identify the body? Notify your next of Kim? Or if you survive, notify your family that you are stuck at the hospital in a coma with tubes stuck in every orifice. ...Always carry your ID moron.

rasellersjr 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:33

Lol next of Kin, not kim. I thought it was the damn touch keyboard, but the spellchecker just tried changing it again.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:41

well then she should keep it in her purse! duh

berg54 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:48

yeah America, request 24 hours. australia, sucks for you to live there.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:50

I guess English class finally caught up with you. Learn to spell. Also, OP, that sucks. But keep your wallet in your pocket, or your purse.

ThePersonalDream 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:51

'Mum, could I have $100? I ,kind of, put you in charge of my wallet and you didn't put it in my car.' Sigh, it is your wallet, pockets? They are useful things these days.

rockyraccoon28 8

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:53

what #4 was displaying was sarcasm, #36.

iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:54

I used to have a car that I left my wallet in. It had this secret cubby place and I live in a very low crime area anyway. So OP, I wont dog you for leaving your wallet in the car :) Now I am forced to carry a diaper bag so I keep my wallet in that... But from now on always check that your wallet is there before driving :)