Kids: Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided...

By K_M - 23/08/2010 04:18 - Malaysia

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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booroxx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:11

I hate teachers like you :/

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 23 August 2010 12:09

Owned.

Comments

agentibe 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:07

You're the worst kind of teacher.

DivineGarden 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:15

why post this fml if you're just gonna be ripped on? :/

Kifli 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:15

Bitch, **** you! You deserved it.

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:18

ruth...?

epistaxisdigitor_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 13:34

u r such a good teacher, ur student knows their work, and that is an fml? FITH, if u ask me (****** in the head). most teachers would be happy to see their students suceed. get a new job, disillusioned loser

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 23 August 2010 13:44

Calm down. Whilst the OP might have tried to punish a student for being late and it backfired, doesn't make him the world's biggest prick. Also, maybe it was the fact that 'every student pisses him off everyday' (as you suggest) already happens and so he wants some payback. It's not always just the teacher, some students can be complete little buggers and drive them to become very strict. (Also read up on the correct useage of your and you're)