Kids: Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided...

By K_M - 23/08/2010 04:18 - Malaysia

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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By lorena_v - 10/11/2017 01:30

Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML

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You deserved it 460

By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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You deserved it 2 754

Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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You deserved it 107

Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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You deserved it 459

By me - 14/04/2016 17:33 - United States - Katy

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

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You deserved it 5 960

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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You deserved it 60 685

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 039

By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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You deserved it 14 345

Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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You deserved it 829

booroxx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:11

I hate teachers like you :/

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 23 August 2010 12:09

Owned.

Comments

oldenuff2party 3

Monday 23 August 2010 19:18

ur an asshole. go to hell. I hope they take away ur teaching liscense

Alexis31609 9

Monday 23 August 2010 19:21

You're a bitch dude. YDI in everyway.

Plutous 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:29

that's whatcha get for being one of those bitchy teachers that everyone hates.

artssfreak 0

Monday 23 August 2010 19:53

I Hate teachers like you

RVCA_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:05

u r trying to put a time limit on genius. he was ur teacher today! the force was strong with that one obi wan

lawlatyourfml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:43

**** all this bullshit about you being mean. you're a ******* ****. and stop bitching about your student being smart.

onorexveritas 23

Monday 23 August 2010 20:47

Win for the kid

xxXArthuRXzx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:54

lock the door if he's late then?

My2864 1

Monday 23 August 2010 21:25

your a ****** for being a asshole tbh YDI

flysniper77 6

Monday 23 August 2010 21:34

ur a bad teacher. period.

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