By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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HippoCampus 7

Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

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kornpuffs 0

this happens to me all the time. just plunge the toilet. it's nbd

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yasssx3 6

noone gives a shit if your fat or not those people who commented saying your fat had no right to say that, I don't really care I only have a problem with you comenting telling the op to join a gym when noone said she was trying to lose weight. I feel that your comment was childish and immature and their was no reason for you to way that. ( and honey noone cares about your metabolism, family genetics, or your gym workout plan so just quit while your ahead.)

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justanotherrando_fml 2

That must had been some tough shit!

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julialoves0521 0

thanks for sharing?;(

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heyitsbrett 0

really 2 days?? I didn't take a crap for 5 days while I was on camp (no idea how) and I only partially destroyed my toilet... get urself a better a toilet that's all I'm saying

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cwl727 32

This has happened to me except I was constipated for seven days. It usually happens when I am somewhere other than my house. My body won't go if it doesn't feel comfortable.

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