By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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HippoCampus 7

Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

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burpfio 0

hahah touche....but we R in 2011....theres also some other stuff better than plungers.....but if u wanna go the cheap way...then dats the way to go..

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rileynautumn 0

ever heard of a courtesy flush? it's courtous to the toilet if you flush before you fill up the damn thing. but really? only 2 days?

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maz_irken 6

sounds like a...shitty situation ;)

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visualaesthetics 7

156, using your logic, since you're stuck on the weight part of OP's post... You're fat. Jus'sayin.

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yasssx3 6

Are you really this bitchy? Or are you making a special effort today? wouldn't you be happy if you lost two pounds? even if your concerned about your weight or not. You sound ignorant and noone said the op was fat, your the one that brought it up. So just, stop. lmfaoo, opinions are like assholes, usually full of shit ;]

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iammeat 0

Get a coat hanger and break that bad boy up!

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polkadotsocks 11

use a plunger and/or a toilet snake and de-clog the toilet. and if you feel the rumblings like it's never going to stop, give the toilet itself a curtesy and flush it partway through!!

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