Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 921
You deserved it 42 611

Same thing different taste

Top comments

How does sitting on the edge making it more quiet?

KatrinaKitten 16

How about closing the door....

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Ginny3407 2

Honestly people... Loo paper and wee are said in London and pretty much all of UK

ydnar 5

sorry OP Americans are dumb when it comes knowing anything about other countries such as the term loo for what we call bathroom.

Let me apologize for my American friends who insulted you. We'll immediately start learning the local mannerisms of every country in the world to avoid unknowingly insulting some foreigner who expects a country 5000 miles away to know their local slang.

KatrinaKitten 16

It's funny how you call us "dumb" when you can barely string together a sentence coherently. 1. Let's try some commas and proper capitalization. 2. Let's not omit necessary prepositions such as "to" after "comes" and before "knowing." 3. Let's learn to grow up and not make general assumptions about a specific country.

Americans are dumb. overall at least, they don't give much of a shit about knowledge or science. we also spend more on education for worse results than most other countries. FYI

Canadians can figure it out and we're just as far so why can't you?

You guys are starting on ydnar for being dumb, guess what? Ydnar is AMERICAN!! You kind of proved ydnar's point there...

141: Guess what? You don't have to be from another country to make stupid remarks about the United States of America. Americans are allowed to criticize the Union (no matter how moronic their arguments are), and I'm allowed to disagree. It would be unfair to criticize only the idiots from foreign countries. I'll criticize any goddamn idiot I want, be s/he from England (like you), Texas, California (my home state), or living across the street from me.

That was aimed at katrinakitten who blatantly said 'You call us dumb'. To me this provides an 'us and them' scenario where all of America is 'us' and the rest of the world is 'them'. She is saying ydnar is dumb but Americas aren't. I was simply pointing out ydnar IS an American, so she is contradicting herself.

caniac59 0

ydi- you should always check to make sure you have toilet paper before going.

MrSexyPants 14

Does he sleep in the bathroom?

should of peed on him xD some guys like that kind of stuff ;) xD

I'm pretty sure he'd understand if you had to use the washroom at night... we all use it at one point or another

Washroom! That is a much better word than restroom! Why didn't I think of that earlier!

mexmelli13 0

lol I was like "loo?" "wee"? then I remembered I was American.

mexmelli13 0

lol I was like "loo?" "wee"? then I remembered I was American.

lmaoatall 6

I'm with everybody here, how loud are you pissing? you make it sound like a firehydrant exploiding.