Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
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WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

How does sitting on the edge making it more quiet?

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KatrinaKitten 16

How about closing the door....

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Comments

maryburnsgreen 0

WTF. Wee? Loo? Are you a dumbass? YES.

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xNephilim 18

As far as I know, this is British slang.

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Riya2595 15

yes it is. but not in including Scotland!

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CateXOX 0

So many ignorant people. *cough- 16- cough*

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SteelCladAngel 0

so she should have said 'I hadta piss this morning blah blah blah so I sat at the edge of the toilet blah blah I found out there was no ass wiping paper' just because op uses words you don't know doesn't make her a dumbass. you're the dumbass for not realizing people use many different words for the same items toilet can John pot porcelain throne throne office chair pisser shitter crapper loo potty bog roll loo roll toilet paper butt paper Ass paper piss paper tp tissue toilet tissue bathroom tissue c wut I did thar?

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itsmeyippie 0

Who rare rate this down, gave me a giggle at the beginning :P

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FreebirdIII 1

Do you sound like a horse pissing normally? What did you clean it up with, your shirt?

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lilmisslovely13 15

Okay people who are asking about the use of "wee" and "loo paper"... she's from London. Just pointing that out.

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benderbot19 0

you had to wee? do you also call your ass your hiney?

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jake12221212121 4

Do you also not know how to read the comment RIGHT FREAKING ABOVE yours?

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fleckney26 25

And going for a pee pee is much better?

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ThatLooksSticky 16

there's another trick that usually works. if you need to urinate, but you're afraid the noise might wake someone up...close the door.

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BradenLock 4

I have been to, and know people who are from, Britain and NOBODY uses slang like that.

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CateXOX 0

I happened to live in England for the most part of my life, and many people used those terms. Even if they didn't say them, they knew what they meant. I guess it just depends where in England you go.

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HannahForbesxo 13

I live in Scotland and these words are used all the time, in fact there's rarely a sentence that we don't use "wee", though not in the same context. Still, "wee" and "loo" are very common here too.

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geeksaresexy 18

Because you've clearly met EVERY single person in the whole of the UK! I live in England and I use both those words frequently along with 'bog roll'

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