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By ClumsyDumbsy - / Saturday 13 October 2018 23:00 / Australia
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By Aussie girl - / Tuesday 9 October 2018 15:30 / Australia
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Today, I found out that a supervisor at work was rude to two brides, resulting in 30k being refunded. Instead of her losing her job, I now have to take over weddings on top of my already full workload. FML

By Salesadmin - / Friday 28 September 2018 20:00 / Australia - Brisbane
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Today, I only discovered that a wasp was caught in the crotch of my undies when I put them on. It didn't like being teabagged very much and in retaliation stung the nearest target, my nuts. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 16:00 / Australia
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By Karls - / Wednesday 19 September 2018 09:30 / Australia
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Today, I tried to repay a friend's kindness by taking her visiting brother out for lunch while she was at work. He must have misread my friendliness, as he ended up following me home. I had to call the cops. FML

By stopfollowingmemeansstopfollowingme - / Saturday 8 September 2018 04:30 / Australia - Matraville
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By housemate from hell - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:30 / Australia
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By Baddrunk - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 09:30 / Australia - Brisbane
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By uh, ask your dad... - / Friday 31 August 2018 12:30 / Australia
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Today, I learned that my mum makes it a habit to listen at the door whenever I'm on the toilet to make sure my "bowels are in tip-top shape". FML

By why is there no 'family' category? - / Thursday 30 August 2018 16:00 / Australia
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Today, I really realised how bad my anxiety had gotten when we got our corporate photos done for work. My smile was shaking so much the guy couldn't take my photo. FML

By Shaky - / Thursday 30 August 2018 09:30 / Australia - The Gap
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By cozzza - / Wednesday 29 August 2018 19:00 / Australia - Perth
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 August 2018 14:00 / Australia - The Gap
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Today, one month before my wedding, the venue I booked two years ago increased their standard inclusions and decreased their pricing by 25%. Guess who doesn’t qualify for this new deal. FML

By Bridezilla - / Friday 27 July 2018 03:00 / Australia - Gymea
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 July 2018 03:00 / Australia - Melbourne
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Today, I thought I was finally connecting with my new kitten when she was looking at me closely and letting me pet her. The moment was quickly ruined by her sinking a claw into my eyeball. FML

By FailedCatMum - / Wednesday 11 July 2018 23:00 / Australia - Drummoyne
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Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

By XanderFierce - / Friday 29 June 2018 09:30 / Australia - Camperdown
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Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:30 / Australia
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By Sleepmonster - / Friday 11 May 2018 03:00 / Australia - Saint Kilda
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Today, I called in sick at work and went to the bar, only to find out that my manager has a second job there. I am now jobless. FML

By lolbahadur - / Friday 16 March 2018 14:00 / Australia
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Today, my crush asked to speak with me in private. He took me to a secluded area and asked if my best friend was interested in him. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 March 2018 19:30 / Australia
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By HungryBird - / Sunday 4 March 2018 01:00 / Australia - Peakhurst
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By Wtf - / Tuesday 13 February 2018 03:56 / Australia - Peakhurst
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By BonusForDaddyIssues - / Monday 29 January 2018 00:00 / Australia - Brisbane
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Today, my dog became too old to eat dry food. A $9 bag used to last him 3 weeks. The equivalent in the cheapest canned food is $63. FML

By DogGoneIt - / Monday 22 January 2018 11:00 / Australia - Adelaide
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Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he started to really get into it and get rough. He tore my labia and I now need stitches. FML

By Becca - / Tuesday 9 January 2018 13:30 / Australia
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Today, at work, a mosquito landed on my brand new tattoo. Without thinking, I slapped it. Hard. FML

By ouchy - / Wednesday 29 November 2017 19:30 / Australia
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By "Stella5127" - / Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:00 / Australia - Melbourne
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Today, I was strolling along a sidewalk when I noticed that my shoelace was untied. As I knelt down to tie it, my brand new $1,000 phone fell out of my pocket and into a storm sewer. FML

By Phonessed - / Thursday 9 November 2017 08:00 / Australia - Balwyn
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Today, the friend I recommended for a job at my workplace is getting fired for being one of the worst people they have ever hired. FML

By Worker - / Saturday 21 October 2017 01:12 / Australia - Forrestfield
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