By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
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By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge
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By A07 - 09/09/2015 18:48 - Pakistan - Karachi
Hey guys, I'm the OP. It was 67 mustang fastback and I was driving it home from the workshop late at night. And to all those wondering, no the car didn't survive because the asshole was driving a truck, it's sitting in a garage but I don't even know if I'm going to go look at it for a while now.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.