burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML 24 372 2 128
Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML 354 307