Ouch Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML 38 964 6 301
Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML 40 890 15 396