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Nantes, France
34 years-old
Wednesday 28 August 1991
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Super !

By Cookie - 25/07/2011 12:27 - Belgique

Aujourd’hui, alors que j'attendais mon copain sur le parking du supermarché, je me suis assise, fatiguée. Je n'ai compris les rires des gens qui passaient que quand je me suis relevée et que j'ai vu que j'étais assise où il était indiqué : "Ici, j'attends mon maître." VDM

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By dangerambulant - 05/02/2012 23:29 - France

Aujourd'hui, mon moniteur d'auto-école s'est mis à pleurer à chaudes larmes. Apparemment, je conduis tellement mal qu'il a fait une crise d'angoisse. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 72 353

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By dougliniatre - 22/02/2012 17:13 - Reserved

Aujourd'hui, en faisant mes courses, j'ai malencontreusement marché sur ma longue jupe, ce qui l'a fait tomber à mes pieds. En culotte, deux sacs dans chaque main et totalement paniquée, mon premier réflexe a été de crier. VDM

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Toutou

By MasterT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Suisse

Aujourd'hui, ma copine m'a dit que si elle restait avec moi, c'était parce qu'elle n'avait pas le temps d'en éduquer un autre. VDM

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Trouble fête

By Babelli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Aujourd'hui, jour de la Saint-Valentin, je rentre chez moi et trouve le sol couvert de pétales de rose, la lumière tamisée, une musique langoureuse... Et mon homme, nu, une rose entre les dents, qui nettoie désespérément le dernier caca du chien sur le tapis. VDM

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Babelli 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:45

Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !