•
•
•

colton12

0

0

0

1

113

18

Colton12

Colton12 -

Colton12 -

Colton12

lovers5201

Colton12

Colton12

Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

49 474

404 441

Feels bad man

toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

59 109

6 758

Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

436

87

Catfished

Iman - - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

117 187

294 102

tvaladie - 17/04/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

43 163

350 516