oh_McE_yousofine

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

2
Badges!

10
Comments

786
Visits

5
Favorites

Baltimore, USA
34 years-old
Friday 05 April 1991
Not specified

A propos de Oh_mce_yousofine

If talk is cheap, then my silence is diamonds.

Oh_mce_yousofine - Followers

Oh_mce_yousofine - Followed

Oh_mce_yousofine's page visits

lovers5201

Sososo88

cazy-juju

chrismando...

fuckme_328...

Lanker

Fucked!

Oh_mce_yousofine's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Oh_mce_yousofine's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

agreeclassic 38 209

vote type 1 8 975

We could be heroes…

By Fired - 08/04/2011 11:58

Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML

agreeclassic 32 115

vote type 1 5 701

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

agreeclassic 36 623

vote type 1 22 373

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

agreeclassic 27 737

vote type 1 3 958

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

agreeclassic 10 648

vote type 1 42 331