and god shat - 11/07/2014 23:38 - United States - Klamath Falls Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML 49 303 9 097
shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML 61 876 5 435