stolen - 11/04/2011 19:29 - United States Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML 104 105 5 352
Looks nice, I guess shia - Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was, until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year-old brother. FML 27 201 22 300
Smell you later Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML 39 797 2 705
loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML 12 605 61 324