Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML 54 340 6 401
Family Matters whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML 152 180 8 681